June 2011
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May 2011
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I would write a self-help book for women who have...
omygod this just made my day!!
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I’m on a boat, motherfucker, don’t you ever forget.
– Ferdinand Magellan (via historysaidwhat)
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When I become a parent...
I will pay for my children to go see their favorite baseball team every time they are in our area..
Oh wait… THEY DON’T NEED TICKETS TO SEE THEIR DAD
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I don't know if the circus is in town, or if we...
lincecumthefreak:
verydanger:
catindigamajig:
We have…
A panda…
A unicorn…
A freak…
A bearded lady Wilson…
And most recently, a baby giraffe.
Now every time I watch a game, I’m going to hear this song in my head.
This will never be not funny. xD
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such a bittersweet .gif…
i miss Posey :(
Oh god I just love this
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urban insanity: Who doesn't like a blonde joke? →
afternoonsnoozebutton:
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys…
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aprilapril replied to your photo: WAT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :)))) block the blog :)))))))
I DID! Hahaha I think this is the 3rd porn blog that followed me :)) Do I even post that kind of things? =))
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I was thinking I must have a really nice butt.
– Tim Lincecum on the Philly fans’ whistles and calls in response to his signature long hair during Game 1 of the NLCS - Andrew Baggarly’s A Band of Misfits (via ma-propre-vie)
i really need to read this book.
(via ilovemesomeposey)
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Playing with my 3yr old
sofapizza:
Him: Mom don’t step on those lines, they’re laser beams!
Me: Oh really? (Jumps to the rug)
Him: Watch out! The red squares are hot llama!!
Me: Hot llama?
Him: Yeah! Burning hot llama!
Me: I will be careful.
DYING
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I have an unhealthy love for Tim Lincecum
bandofmisfits:
I needed to add my GIF since it’s appropriate :)
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