"From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people."

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

(via ruinedchildhood)

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(via beyoncebeytwice)

raianxionsin:

raianxionsin:

Take my advice, date someone who liked Digimon better than Pokemon as a kid.

Digimon was all about having one great partner was versatile and was with you until the very end.

Pokemon was all about “I’mma get all the bitches and Flex better than anybody.”

When you wonder why ya nigga cheat stop and ask yourself.

Like ya’ll think I’m playing,

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But I’m 3000% dead ass

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(via ruinedchildhood)

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

(via ruinedchildhood)

ship-hard:

buckeybarnes:

I’m laughing so hard is this supposed to be “impressive” or something, because it’s really just the Quadratic Formula? 

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WHYD IDNT SHE JSTU FACTOR IT

(via ruinedchildhood)

animatedtext:

requested by accidentist 

(via animatedtext)

gotitforcheap:

break up with her 


Reading this, I thought it was a guy..

gotitforcheap:

break up with her 

Reading this, I thought it was a guy..

(Source: memewhore, via ruinedchildhood)

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

(via ruinedchildhood)

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: halcyondiamonds, via jdaya44)

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

(via infinitely-a-hiddlestoner)

refusingtosinkmyship:

agrainonthebeach:

clarknokent:

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

One of the few times Angelica was decent

don’t mind me I’ll just be over here sobbing

STOP

refusingtosinkmyship:

agrainonthebeach:

clarknokent:

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

One of the few times Angelica was decent

don’t mind me I’ll just be over here sobbing

STOP

(Source: lavender-ice, via ruinedchildhood)

gabite:

frankoceanfanclub:

atumn:

theres so much you can do with avocados tho 

like throw them in the trash

you need to throw that attitude in the trash

(Source: evaunit08, via fadingmemoriesx)

estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

(via ruinedchildhood)