*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
Take my advice, date someone who liked Digimon better than Pokemon as a kid.
Digimon was all about having one great partner was versatile and was with you until the very end.
Pokemon was all about “I’mma get all the bitches and Flex better than anybody.”
When you wonder why ya nigga cheat stop and ask yourself.
Like ya’ll think I’m playing,
But I’m 3000% dead ass
I’m laughing so hard is this supposed to be “impressive” or something, because it’s really just the Quadratic Formula?
WHYD IDNT SHE JSTU FACTOR IT
sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
this is real
theres so much you can do with avocados tho
like throw them in the trash
you need to throw that attitude in the trash
people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.