Keep your coins, I want change.

BEST COMMERCIAL EVER

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Ellen Kershaw’s first pitch [x]

Awwww

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fashiondiplomacy:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway. This was funny only after the fact.

so beautiful

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I SEE MYSELF OMG *faints again*

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I feel like crying.

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brandonbeltisawkward:

I’m so fucking excited! (:

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delacruz-dana:

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? 

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming.
— Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.

– Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
— Camille, age 10
 
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
— Derrick, age 8 

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON

Both don’t want any more kids.
– Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
— Lynnette, age 8 

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
— Martin, age 10
 
6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they’re rich.
— Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with
that.
– - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
– Howard, age 8
 
7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
— Anita, age 9

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
— Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is…

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck.
— Ricky, age 10, way to go Ricky. 

LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO. <3 i just died.

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meetat3rdandking:

What did Affeldt & Timmy do during the 2010 off-season?

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photosxmusic:

electricrabbit:

SRSLYYYYYYYY ALKSJASLKJASLKASJLKASJL

WEEEEHHHHH?????

WOAH WOAH WOAH

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sfgiantsblackandorange:

Found this on google. I died.

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toushaye:

The amazing thing is that I did not add anything to this. Anyone watching the game today saw that CSN showed a picture of an actual baby giraffe while Kruk and Kuip talked about Brandon Belt’s two homeruns today. 

While CSN has its fail moments, today they were full of win.

Giants vs Marlins - August 14, 2011

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catindigamajig:

Everyone’s happy for Chris Stewart’s first ML home run.

Mike Krukow: I don’t know who appreciates it more…Chris Stewart or Guillermo Mota.

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