trappedunderrot:

#RELATIONSHIPGOALS

(Source: the-narddog, via ruinedchildhood)

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

(via ruinedchildhood)

raianxionsin:

raianxionsin:

Take my advice, date someone who liked Digimon better than Pokemon as a kid.

Digimon was all about having one great partner was versatile and was with you until the very end.

Pokemon was all about “I’mma get all the bitches and Flex better than anybody.”

When you wonder why ya nigga cheat stop and ask yourself.

Like ya’ll think I’m playing,

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But I’m 3000% dead ass

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(via ruinedchildhood)

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

(via fadingmemoriesx)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via aprilapril)

My parents after telling me I’m gaining weight…

My parents after telling me I’m gaining weight…

(via iczuniga)

thefaceshekeepsinajarbythedoor:

things i need to do:

  • clean my room
  • get a college degree
  • learn how to have healthy relationships
things i want to do:
  • play with puppies and kittens
  • find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
  • drive to the ocean
things i actually am doing:
  • taking subpar selfies
  • running a semi successful blog
  • listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix

(via fadingmemoriesx)

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via ruinedchildhood)

doingitforthevine:

trust is sending an ugly snapchat for ten seconds

(via jdaya44)

kris-mtg:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

That setup. Those feels.

(via catindigamajig)

ohadvevo:

This is so deep I’m gonna reevaluate my life

(Source: roadtrips101, via tiny-seedling)

distantshots:

We’re not true friends until I’ve harassed you to watch a TV show I’m watching

(via fadingmemoriesx)

duplication:

Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you

(via aprilapril)